(CP) - In a statement released today, Canadian Minister of Democracy Pierre Poilievre said that, while he supports North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un’s efforts to standardize haircuts (http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-26747649), he had already gotten his own.  “It’s this guy, Larry,” Poilievre said.  “He’s in Ottawa.” 

 

“I was talking to Kim the other day,” Poilievre further stated, "and we basically saw eye-to-eye.  We talked around various hair-stand and side-shaved issues, and then we came to an agreement that we both get along pretty well.  Naturally our talks were private.” 

 

Poilievre did add, “that cat iz dap!”

 

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